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tastefullyoffensive:

The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)

Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See.

These goats got loose from a goat rental service.

You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for?

They’re for eating.

Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.

So.

These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs.

And they did their jobs.

I’m so proud of them.

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keksetsu:

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so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

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coolcatgroup:

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

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I can’t believe I forgot the best one

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procrastinationasperformanceart:

Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer

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As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which is just not practical. The mini-washer is a life saver

The panda mini washer hooks up to the sink, is incredibly lightweight (about 28 pounds, so light even I can lift it) and easy to use. 

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It has a surprisingly large capacity. The basket from the first picture represents about one and a half loads. The jeans took up a whole load while the rest filled the bin only half way. 

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Here’s the inside. The left is the washer the right is the spin dryer. Yes, it even drys.

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Basically you shove your cloths into the washer, fill it up with water and let it go. I use my shower head to fill it up so it goes faster, the sink hook up took about five minutes to fill the whole tub, with the shower head is is down to a minute an a half. I do it in three wash cycles, a five minute rinse with baking soda, a five minute wash with soap and a three minute rinse with water. You have to drain and refill between each cycle so it’s a little more labor intensive than a traditional washer. 

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That’s the spin dryer. It’s about half the capacity of the washer so one wash takes about two loads to dry. The spinner is much more effective than I was expecting. A three minute spin gets my cloths about 90% dry. I hang them up to air dry for that last 10%. 

The machine cost me about 150$. When you factor in two dollars for the bus, five for the machines (per week), the mini-washer pays for its self after only about six months worth of laundry. 

I’m not great at expressing emotion, but I’m hoping you can tell how excited I am.  Let me just say that the panda mini-washer is great and I highly recommend it to anyone currently using a Laundromat.  

Read this and immediately bought it on Amazon for $180. I spend $15 a week to have my laundry done so this pays for itself in 3 months for me. THANK YOU JESUS.

OMG

@ all my nyc pendejas

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Originally posted by larafernadez

Oh by the way, they have table top dishwashers that are pretty much the same thing:


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This is one of the biggest technological breakthroughs for the everyday homeowner in the current decade: the realization that refrigerators aren’t the only things that can be miniaturized for better affordability and minimal space requirements.

Can you IMAGINE how this is going to change the lives of college students and apartment-dwellers? Or anyone with a lower income who can’t afford a place with “luxury” appliances like dishwashers and laundry machines?

There’s an even cheaper option called the Wonder Wash where you tumble the thing yourself and you’ll have to line-dry the clothes, but it apparently works very well.

As an apartment dweller, I want to spread this.

Save a life

@thatonehottwinmom just in case

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starfleetrambo:

toast-potent:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

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I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

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BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

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I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

SIL is a teacher and once automatically praised my brother for good listening skills. He was stunned - and trying to not laugh while he waited for her to realise what she’d just done.

Thinking about it still makes me laugh XD

The retail version is being asked to pass something across the dinner table and automatically saying ‘do you need to buy a bag?’ while handing it over.

Call center version of this is answering you cellphone “Thank you for calling ___, this is ___”.

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Caterpillar: chchchchchchchch chchchchchcchch chchchchcchchchch

He hongry

Photo 18 Jun 237,854 notes holyromanhomo:
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Aging is really effected by stress, stress caused by things like hiding that you’re the zodiac killer for example
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holyromanhomo:

prayforprada:

riverofwater:

this is fucking me up so bad

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Aging is really effected by stress, stress caused by things like hiding that you’re the zodiac killer for example

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I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

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Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A ****ING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

We’re used to mini wheats…

I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

@dreddzeppelin

Plain shredded wheat is my life.  I just finished a box and got a new box today.  Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;

Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:

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I’m still laughing my *** off at “lunatic fiber satan”


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